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It Works Every Time
« on: July 19, 2012, 07:38:35 PM »
Many years ago when I realized there were lots of white foreigners living in Britain,
I thought up a way of getting out of trouble with authorities when being questioned by replying:
Kdiytu mxcvuru nsdg mnp,olg mrvbns oiuydcvbnm.

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Re: It Works Every Time
« Reply #1 on: July 19, 2012, 09:05:04 PM »
Thats nearly as bad as the Shirley joke mate, you need to get back here pronto that rains affecting you big style  :o
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Re: It Works Every Time
« Reply #2 on: July 20, 2012, 02:13:51 PM »
It wasn't a joke mate , it's a true story.

My elder brother and I were on holiday with our families, on a canal barge, doing the  Llangollen canal when he steered into the wrong lock, one of two, which was under repair. A man wearing a hard hat, came storming up the towpath, shouting his head off and his jugular veins sticking out of his kneck. I said quietly to my brother, 'leave this to me and don't say a word'

'Can't you read, you've ruined all the pointing in the brickwork'  the bloke said,
I answered with a mouthfull of gibberish that I have perfected and sounds a bit like the Polish language.

The guy turned on his heels muttering  'F***ing Foreigners'

It works every time, takes the heat out of any confrontation.


« Last Edit: July 20, 2012, 02:17:38 PM by ppp »

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Re: It Works Every Time
« Reply #3 on: July 20, 2012, 02:36:54 PM »
Dont try that if you ever go to Wrexham, most of the population there are Polish!!

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Re: It Works Every Time
« Reply #4 on: July 20, 2012, 09:11:26 PM »
I can speak Polish !   Here goes ;  Cherry Blosom, Kiwi, Johnson, Pledge, Mr Sheen................ :P
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Re: It Works Every Time
« Reply #5 on: July 21, 2012, 12:08:04 PM »
You really have `brushed` up there Chice ?
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